Why do people let their children run wild in Goodwill? Seriously people. The toy area is not a daycare. I think that Goodwill should start charging families that leave their screaming children at the toys $5 per half hour. It would be a good fundraising effort for them!
Why do I always get stuck behind the slow person making 5 billion transactions in the bank drive-thru when I am on E for gas and have to run to the bank before I can go to the gas station?
Why does The Princess's poop look like melted chocolate?
Why do people always take you to the casket to look at the deceased when you attend a veiwing? Sometimes I don't know the deceased, I just know the family member and go to pay my respects. I don't know what to say or do in those situations.
Why can't I stop drinking Diet Coke? Is there still cocain in there? I think so.
Why are the Princess's farts so cute while the Boy's farts gross me out?
Why does Tim Allen look older than Tom Hanks?
Why does Burger King always mess up our order?
Why do I still go to Burger King if I don't like their food and they always mess up our order?
These are some of the things that are going through my mind right now as I try to sleep but cannot.
What are things you ponder?
2 comments:
possibly my most favorite post ever. by anyone. not being biased because i know you either. I laughed out loud.
and as a side...Tim Allen looks older because of your statement about diet coke... yes, there is cocaine in him.
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